Do You Speak English? - Big Train - BBC comedy
Simon Pegg and the Big Train comedy sketch team perform a funny short on life of an English speaking tourist in France.
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Do you speak English?
She: Excuse me, excuse me, Sorry, Do you speak English?
He: No, I don't, sorry.
She: Aha, My car's broken down. I wonder if you could tell me where to find a garage.
He: You know, That's a waste on me. I don't understand what you are saying.
She: You don't speak any English at all.
He: Not a word. There's one of these things I wish I'd paid more attention in school
She: (to he2) Excuse me, excuse me? Do you speak any English?
He2: English , no- What's the problem?
He1: I don't know, I cant understand her.
She: My car is broken down, and I need to find a garage.
He2: No , I am sorry, I didn't understand you at all.
She: Alright, well, thanks.
He1: Anyway, If you go down that way, about half a mile. There's a village. there might be some lads there who speak English.
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She: Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, sprechen Sie Deutsch? - Parlo una mica d'alemany, parla l'alemany vostè?
He1: Deutsch? Nein. Sprichts du Deutsch? - Alemany? No. Tu parles alemany?
He2: Deutsch? Nein, nur eins oder zwei Wörter, aber ich bin nicht fliessend. - Alemany? No, només una o dues paraules pero no fluid.
He1: We couldn't be of much help.
He2: Sorry about that. You never know. Next time you are over, maybe we would have learnt a little bit of English for you.
He1: Oder deutsch vielleicht! - O alemany potser!
He2: Ja, das wäre toll - Sí, aixó seria fantàstic.
He1: I can speak English!// .... //
He2: So can I.
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